


Why Sloths Are Like Hobos

by PrincessParker



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-06-22
Updated: 2011-06-22
Packaged: 2015-02-27 22:58:27
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 251
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7107170/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2740050/PrincessParker
Summary: Spencer does an iCarly segment telling the world why Sloths are like Hobos





	Why Sloths Are Like Hobos

**Spencer does an iCarly segment telling the world why sloths are like hobos**

**Disclaimer- I own myself but not iCarly**

**Enjoy!**

**Warning: No Sloths or Hobos were harmed in the making of this fic**

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><p>Hello good, or not so good people! You are at iCarly dot com! I am Spencer Shay and I am here to tell you the many reasons why sloths are like hobos.<p>

Exhibit A- They look like hobos, come on just look at them!

Exhibit B- They do not have any personal hygiene- they all look like they have moss growing in their hair.

Exhibit C- They both smell like cheese!

Exhibit D- They are incapable of shaving- so they they are both hairy.

Exhibit E- They both have bones! Well practically everything has bones, but that doesn't matter!

Exhibit F- Neither of them have money.

Exhibit G- THEY BOTH DIE! That's kinda mean BUT ITS THE TRUTH!

Exhibit H- Neither of them clean or trim their nails. Have you ever seen sloth nails? Or hobo nails?

Exhibit I- They are both awesome rappers.

In conclusion dear iCarly fans, hobos are a lot like sloths. Even if sloths look like Bigfoot hobos that got their arms stuck in a taffy puller and then ran into a brick wall. This very informative iCarly segment was brought to you by- The color orange, kumquats, and my pet ostrich Marvin. Good day and goodbye.

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><p><strong>Review or else you will wake up tomorrow as a walrus! <strong>**;)**

**XOXO**

**PrincessParker 3**


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